Before He Cheats

[wowie]

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As my daughter says with a very excited inflection

I love this song!

"Before He Cheats"

Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...

And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo...
And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

I might saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...

Oh, you know it won't be on me!

Ohh... not on me...
Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

Ohh... before he cheats...

(watch out for this gal!)

@#$%^ to the code that wouldn't cooperate

Comments

[viggoaddict.livejournal.com]

Like the Bob Seger song "Still the Same". We have lost touch with each other over the years she moved to another town. I will see her from time to time and she has NOT changed!!!! You want to know the really ironic thing, she has played the "other women" in more than one relationship.

[wwowie.livejournal.com]

YOu'd have thought she'd have learned!

[viggoaddict.livejournal.com]

She was a wild one, in that sense she has slowed down. There was a time though that she never had to worry about getting a ticket from our local police dept. *lol* It is funny because her and I were about as opposite as two people can get BUT we became friends. She wasn't all bad she had her good points too. She always felt my hubby was NOT good enough for me!!!

[wwowie.livejournal.com]

It's interesting how people so different can become friends. It's like no one has anything to 'prove' in a way, you know?