Joke

Sep. 17th, 2006 12:40 pm
wowie: reading (monkey)
a funny from [livejournal.com profile] claudiaohira

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:

Dear Wife, You must realize that you are 54-years-old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. Your Husband.

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him from his wife:

Dear Husband, You too are 54-years-old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, my love... don't wait up. Your Wife.

At least, in this case, women take advantage of situation ...
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This was in an email from [livejournal.com profile] lauralynn22...

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