Before He Cheats

[wowie]

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As my daughter says with a very excited inflection

I love this song!

"Before He Cheats"

Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...

And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo...
And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

I might saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...

Oh, you know it won't be on me!

Ohh... not on me...
Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

Ohh... before he cheats...

(watch out for this gal!)

@#$%^ to the code that wouldn't cooperate

Comments

[viggoaddict.livejournal.com]

*hehehehe* reminds me of a friend that I once had. If the lady singing had coal black hair I would say it was Linda although she preferred to use sugar to damage the engine! *LOL*

[wwowie.livejournal.com]

And the sugar did what?

[rangerfromlotr.livejournal.com]

Who is she? That's a good song, though I take issue with her beating up the poor truck. LOL! Especially since I have a Dodge Ram and that looked to be a Ram. LOL! See, I'd just take more than half and alimony! ROFLMAO! And hubby knows it!

[wwowie.livejournal.com]

Carrie Underwood of American Idol fame.

She needs anger management, methinks ;)

[viggoaddict.livejournal.com]

You put it in the gas tank and it sort of clogs things up. She used to stuff potatoes in the tailpipe. She was very vindictive!!!! She was a good friend to me but old George paid the price more than once for cheating. It used to amaze me when she would always take him back. It finally stopped when he got her and the other woman pregnant at the same time! Although even then just one motion of the finger and I think she would have gone right back to him.

[wwowie.livejournal.com]

I wonder if she got nicer or meaner as she got older?

[viggoaddict.livejournal.com]

Like the Bob Seger song "Still the Same". We have lost touch with each other over the years she moved to another town. I will see her from time to time and she has NOT changed!!!! You want to know the really ironic thing, she has played the "other women" in more than one relationship.

[wwowie.livejournal.com]

YOu'd have thought she'd have learned!

[viggoaddict.livejournal.com]

She was a wild one, in that sense she has slowed down. There was a time though that she never had to worry about getting a ticket from our local police dept. *lol* It is funny because her and I were about as opposite as two people can get BUT we became friends. She wasn't all bad she had her good points too. She always felt my hubby was NOT good enough for me!!!

[wwowie.livejournal.com]

It's interesting how people so different can become friends. It's like no one has anything to 'prove' in a way, you know?

[lauralynn22.livejournal.com]

Is that Carrie Underwood, the young woman who won the last "American Idol"?

I've heard the song, I just didn't know who sung it.

[wwowie.livejournal.com]

I'd have to ask the American Idol / Country Music fan in the house... but she's out! (Remind me)

[wwowie.livejournal.com]

I googled... it is the same Carrie Underwood.

I'd never bothered listeningn to the lyrics, just loved the bass line, and when I listened to it the other day I burst out laughing (in a similar fashion to the NonRequired Reading episode? LOL)

[lauralynn22.livejournal.com]

At least we weren't in the same bed this time ;)

(let people figure that one out!)

[wwowie.livejournal.com]

ROTFL

[gondorbunny.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee. I absolutely love it. *g*

[wwowie.livejournal.com]

Great song for her voice, don't you think?

[livila.livejournal.com]

Ooh I like that song. ;D She's got a great voice.
I'm really love this youtube post to your blog idea!

[wwowie.livejournal.com]

Isn't it cool posting this way rather than a link? :-)

[livila.livejournal.com]

Oh totally, I've already found a wee collection of stuff I want to share. Uh-oh I hear you say! hehehehe

[wwowie.livejournal.com]

How'd you hear me all the way over here?!?