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Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.

Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes

There is no fast food.

Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money.

In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.

Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives.

Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment.

He must m ake one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care.

He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function. Plan all birthday parties, send out invites, shop for all gifts and make sure the Toothhfairy, Easterbunny, Santa all make it on time.

Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house.

The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.

The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed. He must also have time to throw together a good dinner party at the drop of a hat.

During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.

They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

They will need to read a book and then pray with the children each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00 am.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right To be called Mother!

After you get done laughing, send this to as many females as you think will get a kick out of it and as many men as you think can handle it.

Just don't send it back to me.... I'm going to bed!

Date: 2008-03-12 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
That is very funny!

I'm going to have to nick this to send to some friends ;)

Date: 2008-03-12 07:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
By all means. :)

Date: 2008-03-12 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
LMAO!! Great idea - shame it's not for real....

Date: 2008-03-12 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
If only it was real - that would be one reality show I'd be hooked on :)

Date: 2008-03-12 10:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

Brilliant! :D

Date: 2008-03-13 10:13 am (UTC)
ext_39878: (domgrin by mata)
From: [identity profile]
Ahahahah! :D That's definitely a reality show I'd love to watch. *g*

Date: 2008-03-13 10:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Is this yours, or is it copyrighted? I'd love to pass it around at my next NOW meeting!

Date: 2008-03-13 10:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I got it in an email from a friend... share away :)


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