Quote of the Day

The other day I came across a Mad Magazine. For the first time I felt like I had arrived when I saw a GI Jane parody of me called GI Shame. [Laughs] My favorite part was the idea that the candidates were dropping out of the SEALs not from the physical abuse but from my awful poetry readings.

The Hot New 39-Year-Old
Dennis Hensley, August 1998
Movieline

( have to have something to go along with this, right? )