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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife, You must realize that you are 54-years-old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. Your Husband.
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him from his wife:
Dear Husband, You too are 54-years-old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, my love... don't wait up. Your Wife.
At least, in this case, women take advantage of situation ...
claudiaohiraA professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife, You must realize that you are 54-years-old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. Your Husband.
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him from his wife:
Dear Husband, You too are 54-years-old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, my love... don't wait up. Your Wife.
At least, in this case, women take advantage of situation ...
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Date: 2006-09-17 05:04 pm (UTC)Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Rita Rudner
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Date: 2006-09-17 05:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-17 05:39 pm (UTC)thanks for sharing!
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Date: 2006-09-17 06:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-17 07:30 pm (UTC)I knew this one already in German *g*
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Date: 2006-09-17 07:41 pm (UTC)