Transcription of silly sexy man in Podcast

[wowie]

waenelin asked in my viggo_daily post and here it is...

Host: Well listen Viggo, its great that we have an actor here of your caliber coming out to Australia and stuff to promote the film, because you’re not, I wouldn’t say are the most sort of *ponders* limelight seeking Hollywood personality. We don’t often see you on NW Australian Entertainment show maybe?, partying with Paris Hilton *giggles from hosts and Viggo begin* or Jessica Simpson. Is it hard being in films like you know A History of Violence is really successful and of course Lord of the Rings. Is it hard protecting your privacy to an extent when obviously people want to know what’s happening in your life?

Viggo: Not really. I mean right after Lord of the Rings, anyone who was, even the person who brought the coffee in Lord of the Rings was a mega-celebrity for a short time *laughs all around*, and the tabloids, you know, they got tired of the pictures that they had of me; they were like mowing the lawn barefoot. *more laughs* Seriously! Or walking out of the 7/11 at five in the morning bleary-eyed with a doughnut in my mouth and keys, you know in my hand and you know, they were so dull, or passed out, you know on the sidewalk... I mean so they got tired of that and they stopped kind of bothering me … they just figure I’m ….

Host:  When you saw these,

Viggo (interjects): ... useless

Host:  were you like, kind of what else can I do that sort very mundane? Can I go and play chess in the park? Can I ….

Viggo: Well actually I have a high-tempo, all-night, all-day sex emporium going on in my house. *guffaws of laughter from all* So this is just a front. I go out and mow the lawn and throw up in the street and then I go back inside the house and get back to what I was really doing.’

Host:  Well they really missed out on a good opportunity there. *host tries to bring back a semblance of order to interview* Now there was obviously a fair bit of violence in Lord of the Rings. A different type of violence in this one. You had an injury in Lord of the Rings, you broke a tooth. Any injuries in this one with the high impact stuff?

Viggo: No, I mean a few bumps and bruises from the scene on the stairs.

Host: It was a tough sex scene on those stairs. *all laugh*

Viggo: Yeah Maria had it a lot worse though, she got really banged up.

Host: Is that the right term to use? *they all lose it at this point*

Viggo: But we got through it. She was patient and she was a willing participant... *all laugh*

Host:  Both things you want in a partner...

Viggo: Thank God! *all laugh*

Host: *tries to change subject* Now Viggo, I wanted to run a little test here, because when I told my mum I was speaking to you, she got very excited and she said ….

Viggo: What’s her name?

Host: Carrie.

Viggo: *husky sexy voice* Hello Carrie! *Viggo giggles rather maniacally* *all laugh*

Host: She might have just crashed the car …. Because she said, he’s got one of the sexiest voices in the industry. I was going to run a quick little test standing(?)? before we finish …

Viggo: Good!

Host: Could you say these unsexy words. Lets just see if they can get sexified. Income tax return.

Viggo: *husky sexy sexy voice* Income tax return

Host:  Oh yes mum. If she hasn’t crashed, she has now. *laughs all around* Root canal.

Viggo: *husky sexy sexy sexy voice* Root *pause* canal. *more maniacal giggles from Viggo, laughs from the hosts*

Host:  And this, I think this is for girls. This has got to be one of the most unsexy things that any man can ever say. Cricket match.

Viggo: *whispers in husky extremely oozing sex voice* Cricket match. *applause and laughter*

Host:  Oh that was brilliant. Viggo Mortensen, thank you so much for dropping by.

Comments

[foona.livejournal.com]

He can whisper 'Cricket match' to me any time =)

[wwowie.livejournal.com]

Shoot, I'd let him read me the phone book!

[aflon.livejournal.com]

I got all squiggly when I transcribed it :)

[wwowie.livejournal.com]

I can see why having to listen to that over and over again!

[tigerlilysvs.livejournal.com]

My Viggo-itis is doomed to be an eternal affliction based on interviews like that. Hot damn he makes me so horny just from his goofy laugh.
I'm thinking about putting this on my mp3 player but I am afraid I will put it on endless loop at work and giggle myself into a puddle.

[vigwig.livejournal.com]

ROOT canal did it for me! ;-)

His performance proves that he is a hottie. Many another actor would have just sounded fake and breathy and overdone. He did it perfectly, w/o thinking and nearly melted my hair roots. Whew. So much for my attempts at curing my Viggo-itis.

[wwowie.livejournal.com]

It's been on an endless loop for me whenever I've sat down at the 'puter!

Pure raw sex.

[wwowie.livejournal.com]

It's like he was eating the microphone.

*turns into a simpering puddle of goo*

[waenelin.livejournal.com]

OMG!!!!! I had already laughed on the second part the first time as I had understood it but seeing it written made me laugh even more!!!!! And the first part is amazing too... Double up! I almost peed on myself!!!! (don't know if we say that in English but don't care!!!) Thank you for giving me such a good time!!! that's so kind of you....... sweet kisses

My God, what a voice he has, anyway!!... It's easy for him to laugh at it with self-distance and humor; it is sexy, he is sexy and he just knows it... *gggg* Don't know if I feel like drooling or laughing again. Probably both!!!

[waenelin.livejournal.com]

wowwie, do you allow me to share this file and your transcription with french friend of mine please, I can't resist!!!

[caranglamiel.livejournal.com]

Well actually I have a high-tempo, all-night, all-day sex emporium going on in my house.

Ticket for one please. :p Haven't listened to the interview yet.

[pusspower.livejournal.com]

I had to listen to this after reading the transcript. Very cute. I'm not nearly as obsessed as I used to be, but I sure am enjoying Viggo in moderation.

[waenelin.livejournal.com]

Loooooool pretty right!!!

[waenelin.livejournal.com]

"I'm not nearly as obsessed as I used to be" ?!!!? How on hell did you heal?

[gondorbunny.livejournal.com]

I was giggling AND squiggling at that interview. What a combination! :D

[pusspower.livejournal.com]

Believe it or not, by meeting him. I didn't catch him at a good time...

[lauralynn22.livejournal.com]

Many thanks to Aflon for transcribing this and Wowie for posting it :)

[waenelin.livejournal.com]

Well, I hardly believe it, I must say... Sad for you. How did things happen to get bad? I met him too and had a very good time... better say a heavenly time. And... *lightly ashamed* it's even worse for me since!
So what happened for you? And on what occasion did you meet him?

[wwowie.livejournal.com]

Did you listen to the audio? *Hysterical*!

[wwowie.livejournal.com]

Just imagine how many times aflon had to listen to that to get it right. I'd surprised her fingers didn't melt right off!

[wwowie.livejournal.com]

By all means share away... just credit aflon for all her hard work with the transcription :).

[lauralynn22.livejournal.com]

Yes, and it's been cheering me up! Whole family is down with the flu (even my Dad, who is NEVER sick!)

Playing with PSP and listening to Viggo, yes I've done nothing today :)

[wwowie.livejournal.com]

Oh yuck! Stay healthy! Keep away from them!

We've had a GI thing going around work I've managed to avoid.

I can't begin to tell you how many times I've listened to that today. LOL

[waenelin.livejournal.com]

Sure, I will! thx again to you both. :))

[wwowie.livejournal.com]

Having only read it, and not listened, you have to report back to me *after* you've listened.

[wwowie.livejournal.com]

Twisted your arm just so, puss ;)?

That is too funny... he knows a lot more than he lets on, I'm sure!

[pusspower.livejournal.com]

I went to the ICP signing in NYC- I was towards the end of the line, and he was tired, and he struck me as plain ordinary in person. It helped me put things in perspective. He is very talented and easy on the eyes, but I realized that obsessing over a celebrity is not necessarily a good thing.

It helps that I have a wonderful husband...

[pusspower.livejournal.com]

I enjoy an occasional twisting, Wowie. Let's face it- he's got something...

[wwowie.livejournal.com]

glad I could twist it to get ya to Manhattan.. 'twas fun meeting you and Trez!

[waenelin.livejournal.com]

But he IS an ordinary person - the fact struck me too when I met him, though in the right sense: it's a strange feeling to see yourself speak and act as if with a good friend, and find it normal, fluent and simple as if you could have a coffee with him and give him a call a week later to ask him how his day was... He's very approachable and, you know, pays real attention to you. ICP signing, from all I've read, was definitely not the good occasion for a pleasant meeting: too much people, too hurried, the cold outside etc; I guess he was just too stressed and tired to make the effort of connecting with other people, as he uses to... He's human.
I don't idealize him; I have, but not more - I think. But I figure he's one of the most interesting people of our time, among well-known people, of course. His beauty is just "la cerise sur le gâteau", as we say in french - the icing on the cake.

And it definitely doesn't help me that my boyfriend is always kept away by his job...

[pusspower.livejournal.com]

Not sure it is about right or wrong, but seeing his ordinariness firsthand is what woke we up and say to myself, "What are you doing?" "You are happily married- why are you spending so much time reading and thinking about this guy?" That's all.

I agree that he is very interesting, which is why I continue to enjoy him in moderation. I also enjoy my Viggo friends. However, I am actually a lot happier now that I have been spending a lot less time online on message board and Viggo websites, so I am grateful for the ICP experience.

[pusspower.livejournal.com]

My arm never has to be twisted to go to Manhatten- I'm there all the time anyway- I love the place. Now waiting on line for three hours- that took some twisting. ;)

Great to meet you too.

[fernande.livejournal.com]

Thanks you Wowie - and Aflon too - for the transcript. My God that interview's hilarious! I was laughing my little socks off from beginning to end!!

Mind you I do feel a little guilty that I have drooled over each of those 'paparazzi' shots that he mentioned, ah well....

And as for the sexy voice ROTFLMAO!!! *shakes head* Silly, silly man...

[gingerlatte.livejournal.com]

omg that was so funny! thanks ladies!

[wwowie.livejournal.com]

did you *listen* to it though?

(that cat looks demonic!)

[gingerlatte.livejournal.com]

nope, need a new sound card. soon, soon.

would you expect any less from me? :p

[wwowie.livejournal.com]

would you expect any less from me

of course not!